Big Ol' F
It's about time you F yourself. F this, F that, F your wardrobe.
(100% cotton)
Cinco de Mayo
Being a gringo doens't make you smart. In fact it means you have an 80% chance of being a stupid fuck. Wear this shirt and celebrate being part of the 80!
(100% cotton)
Eduction
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
(100% cotton)
Bullocks
OMG, OMG! Avatar was the best movie! No it wasn't, asshole. The average person is an idiot and Hollywood caters to them for money. Poor Sandy got picked to represent the garbage. Here you go, vanilla head!
(100% cotton)
Pizza!
If you were a zombie, we'd make a Brains! shirt for you. Since you're fucking not, here's your favorite food on a shirt. Show some support, Vinny!
(100% cotton)
Plain Ol' Fuck Off
There's not always a reason to be clever. Sometimes a plain ol' fuck off will do. This shirt is for those times. Get some.
(100% cotton)
Stoned as a Kite
Being stoned is a lot like being a kite. So much so there should be an expression about it... and here it fucking is. Pairs nicely with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
(100% cotton)
SK8 or Die Wondering
You don't have to be a fucking epileptic to have hurt yourself on a deck, and if you haven't been bloodied, you're a god damn pussy. Shut up and break yourself.
(100% cotton)
RAP
This RAP design was created in 1975. A major clothing company has since stolen it. We bring this shirt to you with pride. Wear it and show those corporate whores you know the score.
(100% cotton)
Happenis
The Happenis shirts are handmade by tiny little children in foreign countries. We can only assume, in terrible conditions. So make at least one of us happy and buy the freakin' thing. You'll get laid.
(100% cotton)
Sports
The first and only shirt created for the true sports enthusiast. Ain't got time for a particular team? Not sure what game to watch? We fucking understand. Sports!
(100% cotton)
My Metal Pony
If you don't like Slayer, fuck off and leave this site now. If you are Slayer, please don't sue me. Since preppy dickheads are wearing skulls, figured we'd flip that shit and throw a bloody pony on your chest.
(100% cotton)
This is Febrey's Fuck Off line of shirts.
Fuck Off is not a term of rebellion.
Something a child says to authority.
Fuck Off is the absence of concern.
The embrace of inner freedom.
Slip in to a mindset.
Comfortable beyond your own skin.
